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XCU: Extreme Close-Up

How was Sean Cunningham’s little-seen XCU, aka Extreme Close-Up, managed to slip through the cracks? News of this film had been circulating through the genre press for quite a while, and expectations were high that it would at last prove to be Cunningham’s return to form, the kind of effective, straight-ahead shocker that initially cemented his reputation as one of horror’s leading shockmeisters. Then while on vacation in Sun Valley, I was lucky enough to find myself at a benefit screening held by Cunningham himself to show off a newly re-edited and re-scored cut of the film. Although such tinkering is usually a sign of trouble, I was surprised to find that the final product defied any dire predictions. In an age when people actually tune in by the millions to watch shows like “The Surreal Life” without irony, XCU’s melding of the prototypical reality show conceit (seven teenage contestants, one house, one week) with a classic slasher film plot (who will survive, and what will be left of them?) feels even more eerily prescient than ever before. A nifty, often clever skewering of that errant cockroach known as “Reality TV,” XCU seems tailor-made for “The Real World” crowd, an audience that still confuses celebrity with notoriety, and fame with infamy.I didn’t know what to make of this film at first. It initially seems to be pandering the same exploitative elements it is rallying against. But if the let’s-kill-them-off-one-by-one setup is initially predictable, especially coming from Cunningham (best known, of course, for launching the slasher craze with Friday the 13th), at last we have a film that dares to take its high concept all the way through to its bloody end. The script by John Vorhaus and Tim Schlattmann is surprisingly sharp and biting, and doesn’t pull punches. Much of the fun of XCU is in the pleasurable uncertainty of never quite knowing who is or are the villains. Is it the producers, the contestants, or the audience itself? Are we ultimately to blame for today’s cult of narcissism when we are the ones who won’t turn the channel? XCU asks some tough, heady questions, but wraps it up in such a seemingly innocuous thriller-parody that it is more than just fun, but deliciously subversive.Shot on digital video, XCU isn’t always slick, and maybe even cheap. But it does have a you- are-there immediacy to its staged antics that is more authentic than the past three seasons of “Survivor” combined. It is nothing new to say that today’s wanna-be reality TV celebrities don’t so much act like themselves as mug for the camera. Which makes them prime fodder for satire. But here, a surprisingly strong cast delivers something important than just effective quasi-documentary, improv style performances: they refuse to condescend to stereotypes. Most impressive is Sarah Chalke, now enjoying a hit with TV’s “Scrubs.” I won’t spoil any of the film’s twists, but let’s just say she gives the story its heart and soul and a nice little reversal. And genre fans will also get a kick out of seeing C. Thomas Howell revel in an atypical role as a slimy producer, and an all grown up Danica (”The Wonder Years”) Kellar as an obsessive lesbian. Now, that’s inspired casting!Many critics have lamented that Cunningham has never truly staked a claim for himself in the genre pantheon alongside such contemporaries as Craven and Carpenter. Maybe XCU will change that. This may be the only film he has ever made where it actually seems like he cares about what happens to his characters. Blame him for Friday the 13th if you want, but in a strange way, XCU allows Cunningham to bring it full circle. Because the ultimate irony in XCU is that, if the teenagers of today’s Camp Crystal Lake were to find themselves on the wrong end of Jason’s machete, they wouldn’t flee in terror. Instead, they would try to push him out of the way to get more screen time.

Gisele Bundchen is Knocked Up and Still Skinny as Hell

It must have something to do with dominant supermodel DNA or something because take a look at Gisele Bundchen here she’s knocked up by Tom Brady and still very skinny wearing short shorts. I don’t get it, but this is totally not a complaint as she looks just as stunning as ever. I enjoy the long, long legs with those tiny short shorts. I never paid much attention I guess but jeez this model has some stumps on her. You can’t see as much celeb content as you can in the best place for sex tapes and nude stars, Celeb Heat.

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Anna Faris is One Hot Celebrity Chick

Check out Anna Faris out in Maui with her hubby, but for all of our eyes I didn’t include any of the pics featuring him. I don’t know why a hot celeb would marry a guy who looks like his outlook is Xbox Live, but to each their own I guess. Anna looks amazing in her little bikini. Something about a pale skin babe with perky tits and blond hair that turns me on, I don’t know, but Anna is one sexy celebrity skank. Celeb Tatoo has the best when it comes to hot celeb content and all sorts of Tinseltown scandals.

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Loverboy

Of course, my love for Matt Dillon makes it impossible for me to dislike ANY movie he is in. But my problem is with the disconnects in this movie, which may be deliberate. Where did the sweet neighbor of the disturbed mother’s childhood move? Why was she as dismissive of her son as Kyra’s parents were of her, the ‘normal’ one not the mentally damaged one, and what’s with the unmarked poison bottle that destroyed her child’s brains? Why does Matt show up and then disappear? Was he supposed to impregnate Kyra because he reminded her son of ‘his father’, whom he had never met?Great acting by all involved, but as I watched Danny Glover as the island neighbor, I couldn’t help but think of the “The Saint of Monument Ave”, that movie about the homeless pair, Danny and a mentally impaired Matt Dillon. You can’t say he doesn’t choose a wide variety of roles. It disturbed me that I couldn’t find a review of this movie in the latest movie review books.The reason perhaps that critics found problems with the score was that it featured nepotism, Kevin Bacon’s brother. No puzzle about why it was sub-par. The movie, for us who grew up in the 60s, features the neglect, inadvertent, by hippie parents who loved love, but forgot about the nurturing needed by their own kids, as they became the ‘love generation’, which segued into the ‘Me’ generation of the 70s. Funny how that works. And now, our kids’ kids are raised by child care institutions, safe and sterile.Great movie about the effect of neglect on following generations.

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Amber Rose Shows Off Her Big Rack on The Beach With Kanye West

Here’s a handful of pics of Amber Rose topless, chilling on the beach with Kanye. For your pleasure I forgot to include Kanye in the majority of these photographs. Apparently they are once again together, and are on the beach here in Miami. Amber did all of us a favor and pulled out her curvy tits to tan them. There’s something strangely attractive about this cutie and it might have something to do with the dyke hair attached to a sweet physique with perfect skin tone. You can download loads of bare starlets, download nasty sex tapes and learn all sorts of celebrity scandals at Celeb Taboo.

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Ashley Tisdale is One Hot Little Musician

Ashley Tisdale is just some rich Jewish girl who used her families media connections to hook up with High School Musical and get some joke of a music career started. We all had to figure it was only a matter of time before she flashed something to get some camera heat. I have no idea what event she is at here or what she is doing at all but she looks sexy in her little white skirt and the quick look at her panties is enough to get my dick’s attention. You want more celeb photos there is only one spot to find the hottest nude ones and get raw sex tape action and that site is Celeb Heat.

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